Caffeine might be the solution to my depression. I made it to class this morning! I mean, I almost always do, but I really didn’t want to. Monster.

I think I should wear a shirt that says, “Girls I’m not really gay. But yes, I will go shopping with you.”

I might also need a shirt that says, “Sorry boys I don’t have a penis, but I will totally fuck you with a strap-on if you like.”

Also, it’s super sleazy when people lick your cheek. Especially drunk people. Stop it. This guy might have succeeded at getting in my pants if he had been less drunk, not licked my cheek, or…no. Seriously, doesn’t anyone understand the power of seduction anymore? “I’m hard. Wanna feel?” is not seduction! Thank you. At least he was decent at taking no for an answer.

Karaoke tonight! After a long day of school and rehearsal, but I’ve spent like the last two days crying for no reason so I’m determined to enjoy this. We went over somatosensory stuff in my stupid early (7:25 a.m.) class, and I kept thinking about how it applied to sex. Good way to remember shit. Seriously, the pacinian corpuscle is a deep pressure sensor that fires only when pressure is first applied or removed, and so responds most strongly to vibration. Thank you science.

"Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask why the sun is yellow, or what a dream is, or how deep you can dig a hole, or when is the world’s birthday, or why we have toes. Too many teachers and parents answer with irritation or ridicule, or quickly move on to something else. Why adults should pretend to omniscience before a five-year-old, I can’t for the life of me understand. What’s wrong with admitting that you don’t know? Children soon recognize that somehow this kind of question annoys many adults. A few more experiences like this, and another child has been lost to science. There are many better responses. If we have an idea of the answer, we could try to explain. If we don’t, we could go to the encyclopedia or the library. Or we might say to the child: “I don’t know the answer. Maybe no one knows. Maybe when you grow up, you’ll be the first to find out."

Carl Sagan (via ohioclaire)

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tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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