Caffeine might be the solution to my depression. I made it to class this morning! I mean, I almost always do, but I really didn’t want to. Monster.
I think I should wear a shirt that says, “Girls I’m not really gay. But yes, I will go shopping with you.”
I might also need a shirt that says, “Sorry boys I don’t have a penis, but I will totally fuck you with a strap-on if you like.”
Also, it’s super sleazy when people lick your cheek. Especially drunk people. Stop it. This guy might have succeeded at getting in my pants if he had been less drunk, not licked my cheek, or…no. Seriously, doesn’t anyone understand the power of seduction anymore? “I’m hard. Wanna feel?” is not seduction! Thank you. At least he was decent at taking no for an answer.
Karaoke tonight! After a long day of school and rehearsal, but I’ve spent like the last two days crying for no reason so I’m determined to enjoy this. We went over somatosensory stuff in my stupid early (7:25 a.m.) class, and I kept thinking about how it applied to sex. Good way to remember shit. Seriously, the pacinian corpuscle is a deep pressure sensor that fires only when pressure is first applied or removed, and so responds most strongly to vibration. Thank you science.